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Name & Shame

I hate Cold Emailing

Yep, you read that correctly. I hate cold emails. Because if I want to receive email from you, I will have consented to receiving email from you. In this case, having a contact form without a Captcha makes my inbox look like my phone two days after I buy a new domain name. So I’m going to name and shame.

And maybe y’all will knock it off.

Name & Shame

  1. Starla Laurantus ensuring I never use Shine Ranker:
    “With Shine Ranker you can: Audit your website, Check Traffic, Generate the best keywords,  Check you competitors’ keywords and much more.

    We’re running a promotional price right now with more than $1900 off!

    The deal is ending soon so act now to unlock alll that value.”

  2. Chase Reiner ruining my ChatGPT experience:
    “The future is incredible!

    We’ve recently cracked the code using ChatGPT to AUTOMATICALLY create viral short-form money making videos WHILE WE SLEEP.

    If you’re not in our new ChatGPT riches boot camp yet, you’re going to be missing one of the BIGGEST opportunities of the century.”

  3. MilesLewLB ensuring I never use RatingsKing either:
    Hello,

    Our company, RatingsKing, specializes in posting 5-star testimonials on all major review sites. This way people can find you much easier and get a good impression of your business.
    Just go on our website and choose the package that best fits your needs at our website.

    Our packages start from $49/month.
    Depending on your package you will have a number of positive reviews that we will do for you. You will have reports monthly with the work that has been done in your account.

    Usually, we are posting on all major reviews sites or other listings you may have.”

  4. Thomas Murphy reminding me why I trust So-Fi instead:
    “Hello, I hope life is treating you kind and business is AWESOME!

    Just wondering if you would consider a Working Capital Loan for your business
    if the price and terms were acceptable to you?

    Express Capital is a Direct Lender specializing in working capital loans up to 500k.

    We don’t require collateral and our approval process is fully automated.

    Receive your decision is less than 30 seconds without having your credit pulled or submitting a single document.

    Just click on the link to INSTANTLY see how much you qualify for at the website.”

  5. Chase Reiner again, this time using a poor Jacquelyn Blackwelder’s Hotmail Address:
    Same spiel as #2.